Brendon McCullum loathed the term Bazball since it was coined, deeming it reductive and perhaps foreseeing how it might be weaponised in the future. Currently, down 2-0 in an away Ashes series that started with great expectations, it has turned into the subject of Australian jokes.
But McCullum has not helped himself either. After the crushing loss at the Gabba, his insistence that, if anything, England were 'too prepared' prior to the pink-ball match was akin to attempting to extinguish a bin fire with petrol. It could become his epitaph as England head coach if results do not take an upturn.
In a way, one must admire his commitment to the bit. As much as he claims to block out external noise, he must have been acutely aware of an England team increasingly characterised as freewheeling and lacking preparation.
The reality, as always, is not so simple. England play as much golf during their necessary down time as their rivals and they train just as much. Before the Gabba Test, they trained for longer, completing five days compared to Australia's three, due to their limited experience to the pink Kookaburra ball and the changes in seeing conditions.
McCullum's point about being "excessively ready" was that those five extra days were his decision – the moment he blinked in his conviction that less is more. It meant a significant amount of mental energy was used up before they even stepped out in the intensity of Australia's stronghold. While nets are a opportunity to refine skills, they can also become a safety blanket; zero consequence work that simply maintains the reactions quick.
Schedules are tight such that warm-up matches against state sides were unavailable (and no guarantee, when you consider England playing three before the whitewash in 2013-14). More difficult to justify is the disregard of domestic red-ball cricket as a worthwhile exercise in general, as shown by Jacob Bethell's wasted summer.
Match practice alone prepares cricketers for the many situations they walk out to face, and it is here where England have thus far been found lacking. The issue is not just with the batting – as poor as some of the decision-making has been – but an bowling attack that seems leaderless. None has shown the persistence or discipline that the exceptional Mitchell Starc and his teammates have delivered.
The coach's unconventional approach was liberating during its initial year, an excellent, well diagnosed remedy to shake off the torpor that preceded it. The frustration now comes in how it has apparently not evolved past that initial phase – the lack of an upgrade to the original software that has seen results decline to 14 wins and 14 losses from their last 30 Tests.
One such player is Jamie Smith, a talent, undoubtedly, but one who is being constantly tested on each side of the bat and missed two key chances as wicketkeeper. The situation is not aided when your counterpart, the Australian keeper, has just produced a virtuoso performance.
Based on the coach's comments after the match, England look likely to persist with Smith in Adelaide. The hope – similar to the broader situation – is that a return to a more familiar Test setting unleashes his best, with Perth's trampoline surface and the unusual floodlit Test now in the past.
Another option is to implement the plan stumbled across during the series win in New Zealand 12 months ago by shifting the batsman down to his more natural home as a busy middle order player, handing him the gloves, and picking a new No 3. Bethell made some runs for the Lions recently, or maybe an all-rounder could fulfil a comparable function to the former spinner in 2023.
In the end, none of this is perfect, with Australia's better fundamentals having shattered expectations and forced the broader philosophy into the harsh glare of scrutiny.
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